
• "Yesterday, Rosie [O'Donnell]'s chief writer, Janette Barber, was allegedly escorted from the building after she was caught drawing moustaches on photographs of [Elisabeth] Hasselbeck that hang in the "View" studios."
• Jessica Simpson totally 'freaks out' Leonardo DiCaprio by stalking him at Hotel Du Cap on Saturday night.
• Meanwhile, in other celebrity stakeout news, "Mrs. Kevin Federline is said to have followed Reese Witherspoon's estranged husband to the men's room. Her worried bodyguards are said to have later 'busted in the door and found Britney and Ryan groping and kissing.'"
• NFL is sick and tired of having its players portrayed as a bunch of thugs. After all, it's not as though they're just running around running dogfighting rings, shooting people or punching women in the face. Oh, wait.
• A non-working Will Ferrell turns his satire lens on Sanjaya; hilarity ensues.

[...] she "knew it was all over,") clearing up the truth about fired writer Janette "The Mustachio Bandit" Barber, drinking cheap bottled beer and generally reflecting on the past year of [...]
[...] she "knew it was all over,") clearing up the truth about fired writer Janette "The Mustachio Bandit" Barber, drinking cheap bottled beer and generally reflecting on the past year of [...]
[...] someone to come up with witticisms like "Suck it, Hasselbeck"] was booted for allegedly scribbling a phony mustache on a picture of Rosie's chronically weeping [...]
[...] someone to come up with witticisms like "Suck it, Hasselbeck"] was booted for allegedly scribbling a phony mustache on a picture of Rosie's chronically weeping [...]
[...] someone to come up with witticisms like “Suck it, Hasselbeck”] was booted for allegedly scribbling a phony mustache on a picture of Rosie’s chronically weeping [...]