• Mischa Barton learns that mixing "antibiotics and a shitload of alcohol" might not actually be a good idea.

• How do you fall down the slippery slope of "totally fine" to "coked up underage car-crasher?" Clearly a photo montage will have all the answers.

• Meanwhile, Entourage pisses off the diversity police by failing to feature ginormous black bodyguards. Of course, one could argue that they don't feature white bodyguards either, but that would just be silly.

• Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale celebrate baby Kingston's first birthday. Sadly for Kingston, the popular diaper crowd had already RSVPed to Shiloh's big bash.

• Wilmer Valderrama may be collaborating on Kevin Federline's next album. And here we thought it was all downhill after Yo' Mama!