• Martha Stewart lashes out at a courtroom artist for painting an unflattering portrait. The artist responded by pointing out "hips don't lie."

• Britney has a new rehab beau! It's kind of perfect, actually.

• Designer Anand Jon didn't plan to physically hurt the woman accusing him of rape. It just sorta happened after he plotted to destroy her emotionally.

• Angelina Jolie has successfully completed the process of purchasing a young Vietnamese boy.

• Halle Berry might be moving in with her boyfriend. Which is a big step up from the days when she used to be homeless.

• Julia Stiles' younger sis is apparently also an actress, however it still remains to seen whether she'll likewise opt to take the "unfunny teen comedy" and "bad Shakespeare remake" route.