• Jennifer Lopez has been telling her camp that all she wants now is an Oscar, but her handlers say the only way that's going to happen is if she becomes a "serious" actress, which requires giving up her mass market business ventures. No more Glo by J. Lo? [The Insider]

• Al Reynolds was busted yesterday morning for driving with a suspended license, which might mean he's learned his lesson about taking a comp'd limo ride around town to gay clubs. He used his one phone call to ring wifey Star Jones, who made no effort to join him at the police station. [NYDN]

• Joe Francis has taken on a new project, but it's not involving college girls, liquor and a video camera. At least not yet. He's taken Laguna Beach's Talan Torriero under his wing, teaching him about the birds, the bees and how to break into an industry that Francis isn't even a part of. [Lowdown]

• Britney Spears believes she's somehow qualified to judge the singing ability of others, namely husband Kevin Federline. His efforts at a rock demo got laughed at by the pop tart, which is funny because that's how critics approach her music. [The Scoop]

• What's more fun than two fashion houses' public feuding? The daughters of two fashion houses' public feuding. Margherita Missoni and Francesca Versace are in separate corners as they fight over Ernst August, son of Germany's Prince Ernst of Hanover. As if they need something else to not eat over. [Page Six

• Just because Michael Moore barely employs any black people, invested in Halliburton and HMOs and lives in a community where no blacks live doesn't make him a hypocrite. [Page Six

• Why is Janet Jackson so vehemently denying that she's a mother of an 18 year old girl? Because she may have a little Wacko Jacko on the way, courtesy of Jermaine Dupri. [R&M]

• Oh look, it's Michael Jackson blaming someone else for his financial woes. [AP]