• Why shouldn't Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie get eight seats for four people? Hello, she's super pregnant, and probably having twins. Plus, nobody wants to sit next to no manners Maddox, with his tongue sticking out all over the place. [Page Six]

• Why would anyone admit to thinking up the same idea that Jessica Simpson had? Everyone thinking you're a complete dumb-ass for the rest of your life just isn't worth it. [Page Six]

• Yummy! Ashton Kutcher’s moves from producing television shows to opening restaurants. [People]

• We really want someone to make a "Charlize Theron has no tits" version of "I fucked Alec Baldwin in his ass". [Sun]

• How do the British have more Brad and Angelina gossip than we do? Guy Ritchie is slated to be BP's best man? We're waiting for the Star report on that one. [Mirror]