Jossip Juxtaposition: Ashton Really Wants to Get Demi Knocked Up
• Oh, Meryl Streep. You are the best sell out celebrity ever! Even the Desperate Housewives aren't reading children's books for Starbucks. [AP]
• Oooh, they're giving away free plastic surgery at Cannes now? Now we're shocked Brad Pitt skipped out. [SMH]
• Will the Namibian governor name Brad and Angelina Jolie’s baby? We’d believe it — if only so that the press would have a really hard time printing and pronouncing it. [Scoop]
• Ashton Kutcher takes time off to try and impregnate Demi Moore. [Scoop]
• We totally need a D-List celeb who has tons of fuck buddies to run for senate. [Page Six]
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"Ashton Kutcher takes time off to try and impregnate Demi Moore."
Sounds like he's also going to have to take some time off Demi's biological clock. Aren't women usually warned of the likelyhood of birth defects in such cases of late-in-life pregnancies? Hell, the chances of these two having a retarded child are already pretty high, what with Ashton as the father and all.