Jossip Juxtaposition: Bad Shit Happens When Sloane Leaves Her Clients Alone

• Oh, God. Now we understand why Britney Spears' boobs were hangin' out all over the place during her Matt Lauer interview. Leslie Sloane Zelnick left her to attempt functioning by herself. [Page Six]
• Nicole Richie's dad won't buy her a yacht until she weighs at least three pounds more than the lifevest. [Scoop]
• Lindsay Lohan seems to be pissing off a few Jews. Bad idea if you're trying to make it in Hollywood, sweetie. [Egotastic]
• In an extremely bizarre encounter, Paris Hilton meets the man who has her storage locker full of sex toys and baby photos … and gives the skeeve her autograph. [R&M]
• Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban finally tie the knot down under. We wonder if it really was a shotgun wedding? [AP]
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LESLIE S loane Zelnick
Howdie, I was wondering how one gets to introduce an idea or product, that is unique to celebs or their reps.
This is very important to me Please get back 2 me when have a min. R U by any chance Wendy Blums (frome Monsey) friend? We both live in Chicago now.
Hope to hear from u
all the best of luck.
Rifka Muskat
LESLIE S loane Zelnick
Howdie, I was wondering how one gets to introduce an idea or product, that is unique to celebs or their reps.
This is very important to me Please get back 2 me when have a min. R U by any chance Wendy Blums (frome Monsey) friend? We both live in Chicago now.
Hope to hear from u
all the best of luck.
Rifka Muskat