• We feel bad that Kate Moss was all ready to walk down the aisle in a white mini-dress, but, uh, isn't planning a wedding the day after your boyfriend's drug charge hearing a little presumptuous? Especially when you know he does tons of smack? [Gatecrasher]

• Just because the New York Post makes a sellable whore out of you doesn't mean you can start a brawl in a bar. [Page Six]

• Sure, plenty of people care about what Lindsay Lohan's wearing. When she can actually manage to put something over her bathing suit, that is. [WWD]

• Jessica Simpson just barely missed a run-in with her ex, Nick Lachey — but she could smell his Axe from twenty feet away and immediately changed route. [People]

• Want crabs? Buy Paris Hilton's bed, get on all fours, and smile for the camera. [Scoop]