• Denise Richards takes a break from reporting Charlie Sheen to the police to make out with Richie Sambora. [People]

• A wobbly (drunk?) Lara Flynn Boyle makes her girlfriends cry. Only in LA, kids. [Page Six]

• Remember the NYU pot princess? Looks like she has other talents besides weighing out eight balls. [NYP]

• Tom Cruise thinks that the tabloid press is unhappy. Doesn't he know how much it sucks to follow him around all day? [Fox]

• Sienna Miller and Jude Law are on again. We just hope they don't have kids and get a nanny — things could start to get really bad. [Page Six]