• Mischa Barton's lookalike younger sis has jumped on the rehab bandwagon.

• Meanwhile, Mischa demonstrates her own normalcy by crashing new bestie Nicole Richie's car.

• Tom Brady put his apartment on the auction block as fast as ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan could blurt out the words, "I'm pregnant."

• Easter came two months early this year…with the arrival of Britney Spears: The Cookie.

• Ex-con restaurateur Jeffrey Chodorow declares war on Times' food critic, Frank Bruni.

• And in semi-related news, 'Naomi Watts is pregnant!' declares Us magazine. 'And Us is never wrong!' declares Sarcastic Guy.

• Christina Aguilera is spotted purchasing baby gear; NYDN gossips spotted wetting themselves out of excitement.