• Boy George has returned to his roots: drug use. The sometimes Broadway star called police to report a burglary at his Little Italy pad but when the fuzz arrived, they only found five grams of coke. And Boy found himself in the clink, but that was before he fled to Britain. [Independent & NYDN]

• Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher told the press they were donating OK!'s $3 million check for their wedding pics to Habitat For Humanity, but the charity's bank account hasn't yet been filled up. [Lowdown]

• While Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger are getting all the press for their gay cowboy hooking up, Kevin Bacon and Colin Firth are steaming up the same-sex screen just the same. So much so that Kevin got bumped from the Today show after producers learned his Where The Truth Lies got slapped with an NC-17 rating for their raunchy on-screen scenes. [Page Six]

• It might not be all Jude Law's fault, after all. Sienna Miller has some 'splainin' to do about her own affair with Layer Cake co-star Daniel Craig — and until she does, she's dead to Jude. [News of the World]

• Brad Pitt is going all Cameron Diaz on the paparazzi, ordering his security team to start snapping pics of overeager photogs should he need evidence when he takes them to court. [Page Six]

• Dennis Rodman's (third?) autobiography reveals Carmen Electra loved screaming the n-word during sex. But more importantly, that means Dennis actually had sex with a woman. [Lowdown]

• With Kate Moss off their roster indefinitely, Burberry is looking to Rachel Weisz to sizzle in their spring ad campaign. [R&M]