• We're going blase Jane style and reporting this news two days after the fact. Jane mag's EIC Brandon Holley is engaged. Congrats! (We bet it was the yearbook photo that won him over.) [FBNY]

• PETA has a new cause: keeping the bison safe from Ted Turner. [Page Six]

• Britney Spears dumps yet another manny. She obviously would prefer to have a woman helping her, but (as dumb as she is) she probably realizes that Kevin Federline would knock the girl up in a week. [Star]

• Gabe Sherman is really, really serious about running. Almost as serious as he is about reporting. Just something to consider on you cigarette break. [Slate]

• When a little girl is five, she can run around without a shirt and not be considered "sexy." That's what it means to be a kid. Then again, maybe Cindy Crawford should be protecting her daughter from skeeves like Lloyd Grove. [Lowdown]