• Model/actress Bridget Moynahan is getting rexy over rumors that naturally-thin supermodel Gisele Bundchen is dating her ex. Related: normal women everywhere try, fail, to relate.

• Introducing President Barack Obama, from the same people who brought you Shrek and Shrek 2.

• Grey's Anatomy star Isaiah Washington fires his publicist for permitting him to attend the Golden Globes without wearing a muzzle.

• But that may not be enough to stop Washington from joining 289 former Time Inc. staffers over at the unemployment line.

• Mandy Moore is evidently still punishing herself for "Candy" by continuing to date DJ A.M.

• Today's blind item is more of a "who cares?" than a "whodunit?" but we leave you to ponder over which Spitzer appointee has a threesome fetish.

• And today, in Z-list celebrity feuds…Dustin "Screech" Diamond takes on Gary Coleman.