• Britney Spears is ready to tell Allure all about her daddy troubles. Maureen Orth fumes.

• Darren Starr and Candace Bushnell are on the outs, ever since he ripped off her latest book like dozens of authors have been doing for years.

• Sandra Bullock and husband Jesse James are doing fine after some crazy tried to act out the plot of an Ashley Judd movie.

• Chamillionaire, certainly the one to weigh in on these things, believes all this talk about profanity in rap lyrics isn't productive.

• Take Lindsay Lohan's photo, or she'll hate you.