• In between hitting touristy "hot-spots" and shopping for hideous Day-Glo hats, Britney's been getting hammered and not tipping at Marquee.
• Oh, and Brit skipped Heatherette so as not to risk a run-in with Paris. And cause she didn't feel like "bringing baby-fat back."
• Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are just like two crazy teens…except when they're more like two crazy Scientologists.
• Tom Cruise reportedly spent 50K on a bed; Katie Holmes reportedly wonders, 'yes, but when will I get to sleep in it?'
• Mary-Kate Olsen gets drunk, makes out with random guys at Bungalow. Related: Ashley Olsen relieved that MK has claimed the role of "slutty twin."
• Are Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber having a baby? Was it conceived during one of Schrieber's infamous romps on the Staten Island ferry?
• American Idol boots one of its contestants for allegedly smoking the reefer. A drunk Paula Abdul slurs, "wait, so now we're firing people for substance abuse?"
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Why does she look like Katie Holmes there?
That's supposedly a real rabbit fur coat. Who the hell buys a $5,000 coat in the ugliest pink imaginable?
I think Britney looks good in pink.
It is such a pity all these hardships had to transpire in adversity against Britney. She used to be so beautiful, and still is. I hope she gets her life together soon.