• Given Britney Spears disaster of an interview with Matt Lauer, there's little surprise her uber-publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick is getting attacked — and offers made to replace her. [Lowdown]

• To hide from the paparazzi, you don't just need to be famous: you need to be loaded. [R&M]

• Lindsay Lohan's $100,000 20th birthday bash – which did not take place abroad, as she aluded to – was a "sponsored by Life & Style" event, which meant no outside photogs. And no drinking in front of a lens, we're sure. [Page Six]

• The never seen (and likely fake) editor behind gossip blog A Socialite's Life, Miu Von Furstenberg, says goodbye forever. [Socialite's Life]

• Lil' Kim goes to jail with her head held high. Lil' Kim leaves jail with her head held higher, atop many chins. [NYP]