• While Judith Miller is holed up in prison, editor-husband Jason Epstein is spending the summer cruising the Mediterranean on a luxury cruise ship.

• Chad Michael Murray's real-life romance with One Tree Hill co-star Sophia Bush might already be kaput. Their marriage is rumored to be through with, thanks in part to Chad's Los Angeles antics, and it's just a matter of time before divorce papers are filed.

• Sienna Miller is brushing off ex-fiance Jude Law for some quality time with Orlando Bloom. Oh, and "Adonis-like" ex David Neville.

• Things are looking a little brighter for outted blogger Nadine Haobsh, who's signed with William Morris to secure a book deal and possible television ops and has been booked to appear on Anderson Cooper's 360 next week and Tyra Bank's upcoming daytime talk show.

• Mischa Barton's photo ops with supposed new beau Johnny Wujek could be mere publicity stunts, hoping to get back at ex-flame Brandon Davis. And if there's still any question whether the relationship's a TomKat wannabe, did we mention Wujek is a hairstylist? Homo a-go-go.

• Ashleigh Banfield resumes her MSNBC recovery tour with a permanent gig at CourtTV. Well, if daytime guest host is permanent.

• Karl Rove may not be the a-sexual political strategist we took him for if rumors of his dalliance with lobbyist Karen Johnson are true.

• Even after his death, Geoffrey Beene is still feeling the wrath of John Fairchild.

• Jennifer Lopez jumps in on the celebrity baby craze by adopting the Olsen twins.

• Oprah sets herself up to collect another check with a 20th anniversary DVD.