• Producers of I Think I Love My Wife wisely encourage Chris Rock not to dump his spouse until after the film's release.

• Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou made out all night at Boulevard 3; other restaurant goers suddenly lose their appetites.

• Is John Mayer dating Jessica Simpson because she's just a dumb blond?

• Paris Hilton faces the possibility of 90-days in jail for driving with a suspended license. Naturally, she won't actually get any jail time because she's very, very rich.

• Pete Doherty is living in sin with Kate Moss and smoking doobies with penguins.

• Someone stole Cate Blanchett's $100,000 handbag before the Oscars, which would have been far more interesting had she actually won.