• Kimberly Stewart really doesn't need to shout when talking about how miserable it is to date Joe Francis, especially when the punchline rests with her brother Sean dressing up as the Girls Gone Wild mogul. [Page Six & Lowdown]

• Mariah Carey is donating furs given as a gift from a Russian mega-kabillionaire to PETA, so they can donate them to the homeless to keep warm this winter. Which sounds like a great plan, so long as overeager activists don't start tossing red paint on 'em when they pass out. [Page Six]

• Elton John is still able to make the gays cringe? We've never respected him so much. [The Scoop]

• Oliver Stone may be responsible for blockbuster films, but he's also ruining the lives of lesbians! [Page Six]

• Vogue associate publisher Connie Anne Phillips has been accused of – shock! – using her position (and Anna Wintour's name) to wrangle ad page buys from advertisers. She's pissed enough enough Madison Avenuers that Conde Nast sent her to anger management, which is code for her bending over Tom Florio's lap. [Gatecrasher]

• Congratulations to Us Weekly editrix Janice Min on the coming of her second spawn. Or, as it's known in the biz, a humanitarian way of taking the spotlight off her celebrity trashing. [Page Six]

• Before: Jon Favreau was fat. Now: Jon Favreau is really fat. [Page Six]