• In surprising posthumous news…Anna Nicole Smith may or may not have mothered—and, presumably, abandoned—a mysterious Native American lovechild.
• And speaking of death, despite (apparently) false reports claiming that she'd kicked the bucket, it would appear that Winona Ryder will live to shoplift another day.
• A timeline of Elisabeth Hasselbeck's televised waterworks!. Crazy coincidence: Hasselbeck's emotionally-powered performances seem to occur approximately once a month…
• Madonna's former nanny to write a tell-all! But is there really anything about Madge that we don't already know? (Who cares, you know the gays will read it.)
• Crazy new couple alert: Reese Witherspoon and…Jake Gyllenhaal?
• Oh, and Eddie Van Halen has apparently decided it was about time he got on board the rehab train.
Editorial Director
Even if it's a hoax, this story of Anna and the Injun is fantastic!! I want more on it, why isnt ET interviewing him with his bottle of Jack Daniels. The nicknames she called him to get sexed up are hilarious. This trumps Zsa Zsa's fake prince by miles.,