• Should somebody call Val Kilmer and tell him that he might have herpes, too? [Oh no they didn't]

• Lindsay Lohan pulled a Regis & Kelly on at the Marc Jacobs show. What does she think this is, freakin' Missoni? [Gatecrasher]

• Really, we think Tom Ford would've gone with naked Dakota Fanning if Vanity Fair, and the law, had allowed it. [WWD]

• Well, Paris Hilton was a no-show, but TMZ has a video of Brian Quintana on the stand, admitting that Paris scared him so bad, he almost crapped his pants. [TMZ]

• Tom Cruise has Katie Holmes locked up in the basement. Well, at least that’s our interpretation of “she's tucked away so nobody will get us." [MSNBC]

• Bob Guccione’s puts his Penthouse mansion up for sale. Asking price? Oh, a breezy $99 million. [NYO]