• Here are 15 of the New York Post's 25 Sexiest New Yorkers. We guess those tens we slipped Col Allen last week weren't enough to get us on the list. [NYP]

• Life & Style launched their celeb tabloid blog under the direction of Dorothy Cascerceri. Noelle Hancock was last seen polishing her boxing gloves. [L&S]

• Maybe George Clooney should lay off Bruce Willis. At least Bruce's kids are legit. [Gatecrasher]

• Rich people are furious over of the threat of roasting meat infiltrating their neighborhood. Don't you know how hard it is to starve yourself when they're a pig spinning on a pit outside your house? [NYM]

• Why doesn't Tom Cruise just take the award? It's probably the last one he'll ever get. [People]