• In the unbiased opinon of American Idol judge Simon Cowell, the legendary Bob Dylan pales in comparison to Kelly Clarkson.
• Don't expect Pat O'Brien's hosting contract to be renewed at The Insider. His bosses are citing his infamous drunk-dial as the primary reason, with his "creepy mustache" coming in at a close second.
• Drew Barrymore has possibly broken up with longtime beau Fabrizio Moretti; ironically, friends are citing the couples' past breakup history to predict that the pair will end up together.
• With or without his political playbook, Republicans don't think Rudy Giuliani has what it takes to blaze the campaign trail in 2008.
• Robin Williams wins over his critics by cracking hilariously irresistable jokes about lepers performing oral sex acts.
• Kelly Osbourne offers unsolicited, nude photos of herself in exchange for "major" amounts of Photoshopping.
Editorial Director
Is it just me, or is Kelly Clarkson everyone's secret guilty pleasure?
Shouldn't Kelly Osbourne just get her tits done before posing nude instead of insisting they photoshop her rack? Or, better yet, she could not pose altogether!