• Patrick Swayze blasted The Passion of Christ and Jodie Foster is an atheist. Just goes to show you don't have to agree with everything Mel Gibson does to support a Jew hater. [AP]

• How could anyone not believe Jude Law is Jude Law. Does anyone else on the planet actually have a head that big? [R&M]

• Baseball players cheating on their wives? We've never heard such a ridiculous idea. [NYP]

• Who doesn't love an e-mail from Lindsay Lohan? Especially one that reads "these g-d damn people." [Perez Hilton]

• Though, these Monday morning goodie shots of Paris Hilton come in at a close second. [Socialite's Life]