Jossip Juxtaposition: Finding More Lolitas in Long Island
• Joel Seigel walks out of his first movie in 30 years. Kevin Smith responds via MySpace, "bleep, bleep, bleep." [Page Six]
• So, Christie Brinkley's husband had a thing for barely legals long ago. We wonder where he was when Britney Spears was an up and coming aspiring singer who couldn't sing? [NYP]
• Unless there is a Friends reunion, Jennifer Aniston won't have anyone to celebrate Thanksgiving with. [Star]
• Bryce Dallas Howard legs have never seen the sun. Or a man. [R&M]
• ABC swears next season of Desperate Housewives won't suck quite as badly as last season's. But, since they're keeping Teri Hatcher and Marcia Cross around, we have trouble taking their word for it. [AP]
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Kevin Smith is a no-talent baby. If he wants to be a real director, he needs to take criticsim with more aplomb and grace. Clerks was, at best, an amateur-hour production and I am surprised after all the subsequent misses that the oversized kid-director still gets funding for his half-baked ideas. It's so easy to do the profanity-laced thing. Whatever happened to the great ideas and memorable characters?
Nobody wants to see the least that people are capable of.