• Lindsay Lohan, Meryl Streep, and Lily Tomlin are all no-shows for Robert Altman’s lifetime achievement Oscar celebration. Robin Williams went, though … mostly for the open bar. [NYT]

• Sob your hearts out, well, everyone. We want to not love Chad Michael Murray, but we can’t help it. And now, he’s freakin’ engaged. [People]

• Naomi Campbell, fresh from beating the crap out of her assistant, is in South Africa with none other than Nelson Mandela. [Fox]

• Maybe George Clooney and Lindsay Lohan really are made for each other. She should go for the “we both like to show our bare asses” angle next time she hits on him. [A Socialite’s Life]

• We have a feeling Kevin Costner actually paid this dude to steal his laptop, just so he could get his name back in the news. [AP]