• No, Oprah will not be president, and neither will George Clooney. Can Democrats please get their shit together and just try to focus on finding a candidate that actually wants to run the country? [AP]
• Cigarettes aren't food? But, wait — what? Seriously? [Lowdown]
• If Ashlee Simpson can see her parents' house from her house, we assume Joe Simpson spends his day taking paparazzi photos into her bedroom window. [Mollygood]
• Lindsay Lohan's super plan to get her man back totally blew up in her face. A lesson to all girls everywhere: making out with Paris Hilton's ex is not the best way to get boys to like you. [Page Six]
• Sumner Redstone will be making $1 million a year instead of $1.75 million a year. What a truly humbling sacrifice. [NYT]
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Dave, why don't you shut the hell up for a change? I am so sick of your shit. All this stuff about Jo taking these pictures should be taken more seriously. What if there is something going on? I mean, I don't really know what to believe about Jo. Small time Publishers like you never tell the truth. You just talk, talk, talk your sorry ass off and call it a story. I do not want to accuse Jo without proof, so I will not. we have laws in this country. "Innocent until proven guilty." Remember Dave? Im sure you do, since you always get yourself into some shit involving prostitution ( with ManWhores ). All I have to say is that Momma Simpson ( whatever her name is ) shoud take those pictures if they feel that the photographers who want to shoot their daughter maybe a threat to them. Just the fact that Jo has taken those photos is not enough to make me suspect that something is going on. There are other things. Like Jo starring at little Ashlee's breasts. But I will give him the benefit of the doubt her too. He also wears pink shirts like you, Dave. I just don't know what to think of Jo. Jessica is a grown woman, so what could you do even if there was something going on?
I just hope there is some resulotion to all of this.