• Ellen Degeneres was involved in a six degrees of separation drunk driving accident. Maybe she'll joke less about downing whiskey and driving around the parking lot? [Access Hollywood]

• Jessica Simpson is plans to donate all those free VMA goodies to the kids with cleft lips. Well, maybe not all … but the Sidekick and the Manolos definitely. [Lowdown]

• Celebs go really glam with Glamour this Fashion Week season. Conde must really be sweetening up those celebs. [WWD]

• Cameron Diaz isn't bringing enough sexy back to get a diamond ring. [People]

• Now that everyone finally stopped associating her with a hooker, Julia Roberts launches her new perfume. [Page Six]