• Oprah brought David Letterman more than three times his regular audience — and bragging rights aimed at Jay Leno. [AP]

• In Touch is giving out $1 million to one lucky reader. The two dozen other readers, unfortunately, will get nothing. [WWD]

• Irv and Chris Gotti's jurors paid attention: If the cash don't fit, you must acquit. The record label execs were acquitted of money laundering charges, whereupon two of the jurors immediately became their newest groupies. [NYT]

• Britney Spears is rumored to be meeting with divorce lawyers to end her short-lived romance with Kevin Federline. Jossip is rumored to be dancing a jig. [News of the World]

• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' reps aren't saying one way or the other whether the Neiman Marcus wedding registry is actually theirs, probably because they'd have to own up to those cheap face cloths. [The Scoop]

• At least Lizzie Grubman can be applauded for teaching her Power Girls how to generate press. Party shadow and Jossip friendly Rachel Krupa did just that with Entourage's Adrian Grenier, and thankfully Turtle wasn't in the vicinity to pick up the leftovers. [Page Six]

• Fabian Basabe isn't just a lousy closet gay, he's a lousy driver. [Page Six]

• Marilyn Manson is it in for the long haul with Dita Von Teese, tying the knot over the weekend in Ireland. And no, they did not drink and each other's blood. [People]

• The NBA aren't the only ones who don't want to see anymore of Dennis Rodman: The folks at Crobar don't either. [Page Six]

• The real reason Kate Moss left Pete Doherty: he can't buy her diamonds and his dick is too small. [The Scoop]