• Even though they each take up one quarter of a normal person's space, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen still need to RSVP to Fashion Week. [Gatecrasher]

• Graydon Carter attends a Cathy Horyn-less Carolina Herrera fashion show, but was not thinking about fashion. Well, at least that means he won't write a terrible review. [FBNY]

• Before they figure out how Anna Nicole Smith's son died, maybe they should they figure out where he died. [People]

• This year, Anna Wintour is taking a somewhat hands-off approach when it comes to Fashion Week. Well, that, or she's sweet on a British tennis pro. [Lowdown]

• We bet Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't take the subway. [Page Six]