Jossip Juxtaposition: Heather Mills Puts Her Best Foot Forward On Dancing With The Stars
• Heather Mills may be a leg down, but she already has a leg up on her Dancing With the Stars competition.
• Ralph Fiennes' airplane conquest was "too proud to ask anyone for money." Except, you know, in exchange for sex.
• Note to Wilmer Valderrama: it takes a whole lot more than Matchbox 20 to woo Lindsay Lohan. Just ask Scott Storch!
• Victoria Beckham is way into teabagging, not so much into solids.
• Jesse Metcalfe and his man-boobs won't be lounging poolside at the Mondrian Hotel anytime soon.
• Kitty Kelley wonders when the Bush daughters will join Prince Harry on the frontlines in Iraq.
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Well Heather danced alright, which proves she will do anything for a buck. She seemed to enjoy her porn career a bit more. She thinks she can change her image in US. Can't she afford to get her black roots fixed as a starter? Then work on her scrubby past. But I guess if some Americans think the Paris Hilton types are OK they'll think ole' Heather is just fine. Something about her mouth is funny. Heard it called a trout mouth. Heard she could hop around on one leg like a gazelle, well she showed it with her hop kick on the dance floor. Woman still is a deranged publicity seeker. Has she called the cops in US yet?
heather is a shrew…the dress was ugly..her face was screwed up to hide her nature….check "her" out dancing for 24 seconds on Paul's grave..lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPI2v6nyACg