• The weird couple of the year award, if it's true, would go to Lance Armstrong and Ivanka Trump. In an off-beat way, though, it actually kind of makes sense. [Page Six]
• How brave is Derek Blasberg? Seriously. He braved rain and cold to get to SoHo Grand's 10th birthday party. After four hours of drinking free champagne he had to take a ferry. Man. What a trooper. [FWD]
• When we saw that Martha Stewart was getting "a hip replacement" we thought they were looking for a younger, hotter homemaker to host her show. But the rumor is that her actual hip bone may need to be replaced. Just to clarify. [Lowdown]
• Somehow, miraculously, Katie Holmes manage to shed all her fake baby weight in like five minutes. [Scoop]
• Isn't this exactly how they found George Michael last time he was arrested on drug charges? Maybe he should try being a bit more well-rested before sparkin' a doobie. [AP]
Editorial Director
huhn uhn.. the katesters sporting some kind of protruberance as exhibited by photos round the internets this morning.. speculation is she's preggers.. i say it's not so.. she's just having keg..
she needs to exclude budweiser from her diet.. and probably those scientology vitamins that turn folks into john travolta..
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