• Heather Mills McCartney may or may not have once been available for four-figures a night.

• Though it's yet to be seen if Michael Jackson will actually make it to the World Music Awards, sister Janet is nearly certain a no show. Something about the $400,000 it would cost to invite her.

• Gayle King claims she left her husband because he cheated on her. Not because of her "special relationship" with Oprah.

• Roger Friedman continues his TomKat wedding scoopaganza with news that Penelope Cruz, among others in Tom Cruise's past, will not be welcome at the nuptials.

• It isn't Jude's turn to cry this time around. He's the one who dumped Sienna Miller, for partying too hard while he tries so hard to, ahem, be a doting dad.

• Tom Ford wanted to spread his man crotch scent beyond the cover of VF.