• Furthering the belief that reality show "celebs" are cartoon characters, the Muppets will be getting their own ABC "reality show" next year, where they'll hold tryouts for a new Muppet. Finally, a show where Omarosa fits in. [NYP]

• For a Joan of Arcadia star you wouldn't recognize without the help of Google Images, gun-owning Hollywooders are hypocrites. Leo DiCaprio and Ben Affleck apparently can't enjoy shooting their guns even if they're aiming at some members of the republican party. [Page Six]

• Jacob the Jeweler had a smashing good time at Butter on Monday night. The bling king and his buddies celebrated Greek style, by shattering champagne glasses into a non-existent fire, then separately blamed co-owners Scott Sartiano and Richie Akiva for the raucous. [Lowdown]

• Janet Jackson's ex-mother-in-law always assumed the pop star had given birth more than 20 years ago — because "she was heavy." And then there's the fact that Janet's supposed secret daughter Renee is only 18. [NYDN]

• Meanwhile, Janet's none too happy about that video circulating of her sunbathing nude, but only because she's not sporting the type of abs Mariah Carey paints on. [The Scoop]

• Lenny Kravitz is pissed over the charity Rock the Rainforest using his pic on the invite to its Photography Auction and is threatening legal action. Which would make sense, you know, if using his photo was actually illegal. [Page Six]

• DMX is looking at 60 days in prison for, uh, probably being a black rapper. [AP]