• Maybe those noises coming from Jude Law and Jessica Simpson’s room weren't the result of "hot and heavy” lovin’. It was probably just a hard core game of charades. [The Sun]

• Only in the world of Britney Spears would her constipated baby translate into
her being preg-o. [The Scoop]

• After channeling his dog’s secret thoughts, Jay McCarroll slams Heidi Klum. It is somewhat fitting to call the woman who birthed your career a twat, isn’t it? [Page Six]

• Jennifer Aniston was a bitch in the 80’s? (No way — she’s such a darling now.) But, her personal bikini waxer probably loves her anyway. That girl is totally cashing in on Jen's decision to stop doing upside-down at-home brazilians. [Lowdown]

• Well, Drew Lachey managed to do something his brother could never pull off — attaching “winner” to the Lachey family name. [People]