• Jennifer Aniston is ready to meet with Brangelina and clear the air, just as soon as "clear the air" becomes synonymous with "scratching Angelina Jolie's eyes out."

• Page Six shockingly reveals that Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love's lovechild came into the world in the same way that she was conceived: amidst complete and total lunacy, and accompanied by massive amounts of heroin.

• Justin Timberlake promises not to suck in concert; refuses to make similar promise about his acting performance in Alpha Dog.

• Snag a cool, new style secret from ultra-glam couple Heidi Klum and Seal…and start adorning your lovemaking pad with giant, naked photos of yourself and your lover!

• If only Nicole Brown Simpson were alive today, she'd swear O.J. never laid a finger on her. Ironically, however, she's dead.

• Although Anne Hathaway's character does get to bone Adrian Grenier in the movie The Devil Wears Prada, in real life, working for Anna Wintour really, truly sucks.