• Kristen Davis explains how the state of Nicole Richie happened. [The Scoop]

• Drinking wine through a straw isn't that weird. Especially when you're Prince. [Page Six]

• Can't we all go back to naming our kids "Jennifer" "Alex" "Will" and "Tiffany?" [NYDN]

• Lloyd Grove's kids get fashion tips from Farnsworth Bentley at Lizzie Grubman's wedding. Yes, the day has been that strange. [NYO]

• President Bush interrupts Ellen once again (last time it was on her birthday) to explain how marriage should only be between a man and a woman. What a gem that guy.

• Despite the fact that he dumped her ass, Jennifer Aniston is still cleaning out Brad Pitt's closet. Herself. [The Sun]