Jossip Juxtaposition: Jennifer Aniston's Pregnant! Just Kidding. But She is Engaged to Vince Vaughn

Us Weekly

• Seeing Larry David flap his arms and scream swears in a parking lot would be the only reason we would ever consider moving to L.A. [Page Six]

Jennifer Aniston is not destined to be an old maid for the rest of her life. The best part? Now we have a new stomach to obsessively photograph and watch for bumps. [Us Weekly]

• Which is the perfect time for Angelina Jolie to shrink to Olsen-size and leave Brad Pitt. [Mollygood]

• Could Peter Sarsgaard be any more sexy? He and Maggie Gyllenhaal are so freakin' cute — we hope the paparazzi never, ever touches them. Ever. [Lowdown]

• There is nothing in this world more important than being a socialite. How could anyone even dare to suggest such an atrocity? [NYO]

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    No. 1 kelly says:

    You believe Us Weekly? Aren't they the ones who proclaimed Katie Holmes was having a boy, Britney Spears wasn't pregnant, that her bloated stomach was due to an infected C-section scar and Angelina Jolie wasn't pregnant, she was just bundled up covering her stomach because it's "cold in Malibu in the morning."

    Posted: Aug 9, 2006 at 10:59 am
    No. 2 kelly says:

    You believe Us Weekly? Aren't they the ones who proclaimed Katie Holmes was having a boy, that Britney Spears wasn't pregnant, her bloated stomach was due to an infected C-section scar and Angelina Jolie wasn't pregnant, she was just bundled up covering her stomach because it's "cold in Malibu in the morning."

    Posted: Aug 9, 2006 at 11:00 am
    No. 3 kelly says:

    You believe Us Weekly? Aren't they the ones who proclaimed Katie Holmes was having a boy, that Britney Spears wasn't pregnant, her bloated stomach was due to an infected C-section scar and Angelina Jolie wasn't pregnant, she was just bundled up covering her stomach because it's "cold in Malibu in the morning."

    Posted: Aug 9, 2006 at 11:02 am
    No. 4 Sarah-Jean says:

    I thought they were already engaged?? Did I miss something??

    US Weekly is so full of crap most of the time. And Noelle, the female who runs that blog, has a huge superiority complex.

    If the rumors are true, I am sure they will be very happy together! Yay for them!

    Posted: Aug 9, 2006 at 1:04 pm
    No. 5 jonny says:

    jonny

    Posted: Sep 22, 2006 at 3:03 am
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