Jossip Juxtaposition: Jennifer Aniston's Pregnant! Just Kidding. But She is Engaged to Vince Vaughn
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• Seeing Larry David flap his arms and scream swears in a parking lot would be the only reason we would ever consider moving to L.A. [Page Six]
• Jennifer Aniston is not destined to be an old maid for the rest of her life. The best part? Now we have a new stomach to obsessively photograph and watch for bumps. [Us Weekly]
• Which is the perfect time for Angelina Jolie to shrink to Olsen-size and leave Brad Pitt. [Mollygood]
• Could Peter Sarsgaard be any more sexy? He and Maggie Gyllenhaal are so freakin' cute — we hope the paparazzi never, ever touches them. Ever. [Lowdown]
• There is nothing in this world more important than being a socialite. How could anyone even dare to suggest such an atrocity? [NYO]
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You believe Us Weekly? Aren't they the ones who proclaimed Katie Holmes was having a boy, Britney Spears wasn't pregnant, that her bloated stomach was due to an infected C-section scar and Angelina Jolie wasn't pregnant, she was just bundled up covering her stomach because it's "cold in Malibu in the morning."
You believe Us Weekly? Aren't they the ones who proclaimed Katie Holmes was having a boy, that Britney Spears wasn't pregnant, her bloated stomach was due to an infected C-section scar and Angelina Jolie wasn't pregnant, she was just bundled up covering her stomach because it's "cold in Malibu in the morning."
You believe Us Weekly? Aren't they the ones who proclaimed Katie Holmes was having a boy, that Britney Spears wasn't pregnant, her bloated stomach was due to an infected C-section scar and Angelina Jolie wasn't pregnant, she was just bundled up covering her stomach because it's "cold in Malibu in the morning."
I thought they were already engaged?? Did I miss something??
US Weekly is so full of crap most of the time. And Noelle, the female who runs that blog, has a huge superiority complex.
If the rumors are true, I am sure they will be very happy together! Yay for them!
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