• Since Ashlee Simpson made about 10 cents last year (hello, she's hosting Victoria Secret parties) she's selling her $6 million pad in Cali. [People]

• Dakota Fanning's mom is OK with her being raped in a movie. As long as it lands her an Oscar. [Lowdown]

• Poor Lindsay Lohan. Her BlackBerry was stolen, and Leslie Sloan Zelnik thinks Paris Hilton might be behind it. Eliot Mintz was last seen polishing his .22. [Page Six]

• Tori Spelling will never, ever be poor. And she will always, always have friends because of it. [Us]

• Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are taking their cutest baby ever and moving to Boston. (Note to Leah Remini: this is "normal.") [Socialite's Life]

• The National Enquirer was forced to pay up. Again. This time to Kate Hudson, who is not dangerously thin, but just 2 ounces over the anorexia quota. [AP]