• In her Oscar acceptance speech, Jennifer Hudson thanked God (twice), her dead grandmother and Jennifer Holliday. Number of times she mentioned Beyonce: Zero.
• "Just Married" Jackass Bam Margera and his wife endured full-cavity searches on the way back from Dubai.
• Al Sharpton wants a DNA test to determine whether or not he's Anna Nicole Smith's baby-daddy Strom Thurmond's long-lost great-great-grandson.
• • Brandon Davis horrifies exhibitionist/racist Paris Hilton with his tacky uncouth behavior.
• Oscar-writer Bruce Vilanch didn't appreciate that host Ellen DeGeneres brought in her own writing staff; Oscar-viewers didn't appreciate that the show was four hours long and very boring.
• One really old guy (Peter O'Toole) gets winded walking up a flight of stairs; another really old guy (Hugh Heffner) contemplates marrying a bimbo fifty years his junior.

what the @##!!!!! she gotta thank Beyonce for…she didnt have sh_t to do with her becoming a megastar in her FIRST MOVIE and singing. sit the HE__ down Beyonce.
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