Jossip Juxtaposition: Jennifer Lopez Admits She's Half-Catholic, Half-Crazy By Confessing Her Dad Is One Of Those 'Mad Scientologist' Guys
• J. Lo contemplates following in her father's Scientology footsteps, possibly in hopes of attributing Gigli and Jersey Girl to evil Xenu.
• Eva Longoria apparently mistook the SAG awards for a Statue of Liberty inspired toga party.
• Friends rally behind Isaiah Washington, claiming he's an equal-opportunity asshole.
• Carmen Electra and Joan Jett possibly having crazy lesbian boinkfests?
• Us Weekly bravely proclaims Ugly Betty to be "beautiful," before returning to their regularly scheduled superficial program.
• And in sad news today, Angelina Jolie just announced that her mother, Merchaline Bertrand, has finally lost her battle with cancer.
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Wow guys, so THAT'S why she's been so bitchy! Her mom was totally dying!!! Eat it NYT, nice work on the hatchet job you performed for the lovely humanitarian with the dead mom. So very sweet.