• Who has the keys to Lenny Kravitz' heart? Alicia Keys, that's who. Despite being seated with a group at Mr. Chow's, it was obvious Kravitz wanted to devour Keys instead of the Moo Shoo Pork.

• Taking a hint from that great international traveler Wacko Jacko, hitting the watermarks of Dubai are none other than Brangelina and the kids! This comes fresh off a trip to an Edmonton mall, where Maddox was calling Pitt "daddy."

• Christina Aguilera is going into overdrive to make you believe she's thrilled about the arrival of Britney and K-Fed's new spawn. After gushing to ad nauseum (heavy on the nausea) about her joy for the new tot, she mentioned she's sent the trailer trash threesome a baby gift. A Cheetos gift bag, oh my!

• Missing: Lindsay Lohan's boobs. The starlet claims the main reason she's gaining weight is that she misses her breasts. (Anyone asked Tyra Banks if she's seen 'em?)

• Lil' Kim might have admitted to breaking the law, but that's not stopping her from appropriating herself as a victim of the government's gangsta rap crack down.

• The wedding between Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis is off, and has been for months. But you already knew that, right?