• Anna Wintour gets an anglotastic day at Vogue. And we are supposed to figure out how this is different from any other day at Conde Nast? [WWD]

• Kate Beckinsale has "fat ass" days, in which she doesn't leave the house. Um, we don't think that's a very good role model for Nicole Richie to have right now. [Mirrorl

• What is it with guys thinking their sperm is worth millions of dollars? Nobody wants Vincent Gallo's tasteless, racist baby. At least not without the best part of baby making. [Page Six]

• We know that being a celebrity is oh so very hard, but Liz Hurley needs to shut it. There are people in Queens who can't even afford vacays, bitch. [The Scoop]

• How un-shocked are you that Tommy Lee's picking up chicks at the Adult Video News Awards? [Page Six]