• Lindsay Lohan says the reason she dates those older "bad boys" (think Christian Slater, Colin Farrell and Jared Leto) is because she has "issues" with her jailbird daddy, Michael Lohan. And all this time we thought it was for the publicity.

• Finally, some good news in Kate Moss Watch™. The sinking supermodel has been offered a five-year, $5 million spokesmodel contract with online gaming site Nine.com, though she's required to complete rehab and a two month "corporate retreat" (i.e., surveillance) or she's outta there. Or if she relapses, whichever comes first.

• Gotham magazine released its list of "Hundred Hunkiest" NYC bachelors. Included on the tally: Mark Birnbaum, Jonathan Cheban, Gary Mantoosh, Eugene Remm and Hudson Morgan. Just because they wrote "bachelor" doesn't mean hetero, kids.

• Jamie Foxx is revisiting his Ray-sized ego on the set of Michael Mann's big screen remake of Miami Vice. With his contract signed before he won his Oscar, Foxx whined until his paycheck was raised to match that of Colin Farrell.

• Reese Witherspoon's paparazzo-from-hell Todd Wallace has quite the rap sheet. Among his other misdeeds: threatening a pregnant store manager, plus convictions on battery, burglary and grand theft charges. Wallace served more than four years in a California prison and (fingers crossed!) might just extend that record.

• Anna Nicole Smith is taking her divorce settlement all the way to the Supreme Court — and they're holding open the door for her. The justices agreed to hear her argument for the $474 million she claims was illegally kept from her after her 90-year-old husband died.