• Diddy practically slept through his entire St. Tropez White Party. Though he didn't really miss much — just the announcement that Ivanka Trump is being chased by the Russian mafia. [Page Six]

• If Suri Cruise does exist, she is beautiful … but disgusting. [The Awful Truth]

• Of course Anna Nicole Smith wants to be friends with Britney Spears. Britney is the only one who truly knows what it's like to have babies in an attempt to salvage your career. [The Scoop]

• Christie Brinkley is still smiling. And handing out popsicles to photographers. And saying "get the fuck away from me assholes" through her clenched teeth. [NYDN]

• Hedi Slimane's "online diary" will definitely move you. Especially if you're into shirtless boys. [Queerty]

• Kevin Connolly will not let you mess with his girlfriend Nicky Hilton. She is, after all, the only reason anyone knows his name. [Page Six]