• Kiera Knightley sues tabs for alleging she has an eating disorder; Rachel Zoe tells her "get over yourself, fatty!"

• Aww, Nick Lachey had a nerdy high-school crush on Carmen Electra.

• Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams might be secretly married! This would all be so scandalous and tawdry if they didn't already live together in BK with their lovechild.

• Creepy, 60-year-old Sylvester Stallone deprived the female population of his man-juice while filming the Rocky sequel nobody wanted.

• Denis Leary credits Cosmopolitan for his sexual prowess; we credit Denis Leary for the mental picture that made us lose our breakfast.

• Sienna Miller keeps party-hopping with her new BFF, P. Diddy Combs. Diddy, a daddy, says he's been doing an excellent job of keeping his eye on "the twins."