• Lance Bass only needed a few days to rebound.

• Keith Urban isn't out of rehab yet. He was just allowed an outside conjugal visit.

• Gwyneth Paltrow backpeddles on hating this great nation.

• Guy Ritchie rumored to be not so happy about his burgeoning family.

• Eddie Murphy wants Spice Girl Mel-B to pinky swear the kid is his.

• Jessica Simpson ended her Dolly Parton tribute with "so nervous" and a quick exit. Appropriately, there was no applause.

• Beyonce's late gay uncle helped her buy her prom dress. Ah, memories.