Jossip Juxtaposition: Lindsay Lohan Has A Craving For A 'McQuickie' With Serial Laguna Dater Brody Jenner

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• Lindsay texts LC's ex to tell him she wants sex and a Big Mac. Related: Brandon "Small-Fry" Davis still not getting any.

• Turns out Hillary Clinton is as good at stand-up comedy as she is at wearing pastel colored pants suits!

• Diddy takes five minutes out of his busy, party-hopping schedule to pretend to be a loving dad.

• Jason Giambi can take all the steroids he wants, but that still won't prevent a a pipe from bursting. in his Upper East Side apartment. Or, you know, small testicles.

• It will take more than $25 million to get rid of Kevin Federline, who continues to be the annoying thorn in Britney Spear's Hebraic side.

• In shocking news, it turns out that the always-crazy, future Scientologist Jim Carrey is "unpredictable" on set.

• Although Project Runway's Tim Gunn is leaving the Parson's School of Design, he vows to "make it work" and return to set next season.

Feb 1, 2007 · posted by · Link · 2 Responses
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  • Comments (2)

    No. 1 Scope says:

    Brody’s dating advice may be found here:

    http://www.getclose.com/kiss/ScopeBrodyBuzz.jsp

    (Courtesy of Scope)

    Posted: Feb 1, 2007 at 7:08 pm
    No. 2 logan767 says:

    yeah, SURE. that's "BRODY's" dating advice. do you think we're stupid, SCOPE.

    and jossip, I hope you're charging scope for this piece of advertisement/product placement.

    p.s. what's up with the new york media/blogscene obsession with who has big cocks and who has little ones? is it because we're all uptight ivy-league workaholics out here who aren't getting any?

    Posted: Feb 2, 2007 at 12:44 pm
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