
• Lindsay texts LC's ex to tell him she wants sex and a Big Mac. Related: Brandon "Small-Fry" Davis still not getting any.
• Turns out Hillary Clinton is as good at stand-up comedy as she is at wearing pastel colored pants suits!
• Diddy takes five minutes out of his busy, party-hopping schedule to pretend to be a loving dad.
• Jason Giambi can take all the steroids he wants, but that still won't prevent a a pipe from bursting. in his Upper East Side apartment. Or, you know, small testicles.
• It will take more than $25 million to get rid of Kevin Federline, who continues to be the annoying thorn in Britney Spear's Hebraic side.
• In shocking news, it turns out that the always-crazy, future Scientologist Jim Carrey is "unpredictable" on set.
• Although Project Runway's Tim Gunn is leaving the Parson's School of Design, he vows to "make it work" and return to set next season.

Brody’s dating advice may be found here:
http://www.getclose.com/kiss/ScopeBrodyBuzz.jsp
(Courtesy of Scope)
yeah, SURE. that's "BRODY's" dating advice. do you think we're stupid, SCOPE.
and jossip, I hope you're charging scope for this piece of advertisement/product placement.
p.s. what's up with the new york media/blogscene obsession with who has big cocks and who has little ones? is it because we're all uptight ivy-league workaholics out here who aren't getting any?