• Tween heartthrobs model themselves after the Olsen Twins. Only four more years until they stop eating and drop out of college. [NYT]

• Lindsay Lohan and Brett Ratner are just friends. Friends who know nothing about each other, but friends none the less. [Page Six]

• Time magazine lists the 100 most influential people. It's such a shame Jim Kelly didn't make it this year. [NYDN]

• We thought Britney Spears would be thrilled to bring another paparazzi/DCFS magnet into the world, but, no. [Scoop]

• Pete Doherty claims that the needle he was shooting into a passed out woman was empty. Because injecting air into an unconscious girl isn't at all harmful. [AP]