• Natalie Portman is baring all for her new flick Goya's Ghosts, but only because it's arty. [Page Six]

• In between beachin' it with Hard Rock Hotel & Casino heir Harry Morton, Lindsay Lohan inked a deal to be the new pimpled face of Proactiv. [E!]

• It's the oldest tale in the book: Up-and-coming hip-hop artist signs record label deal. Artist wants to leave record deal. Artists buys himself out. Record label leaks entire album. [Gatecrasher]

• Just as Lil' Kim is wrapping up her crime's debt to society, Foxy Brown is only beginning hers. [Lowdown]

• Alec Baldwin will only do press if it makes him look like a loving father and husband. [Page Six]